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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Logging on the company dime

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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thawny_fml 21

Friday 20 February 2015 0:11

Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.

chef4money 12

Friday 20 February 2015 0:21

Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.

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joeblow6969 5

Friday 20 February 2015 13:40

So dish to your boss about the gross person who left the mess after you clean it. Embarass them a little.

katherinebby17 28

Friday 20 February 2015 16:45

Your boss is terrible, I'm sorry OP.

kalbrek009 20

Friday 20 February 2015 17:22

I'd give her a plunger & a toilet brush, then say "she who makes the mess cleans it, I'm not your mom"

zykrithium 22

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:34

Taking the whole "cleaning after the boss' shit" thing a little too seriously.

indigohippopo 20

Saturday 21 February 2015 5:00

I would have called her out... "The only person that went to the bathroom was you boss ( =.=) .." and then watch her freak out in embarrassment. >=)

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 21 February 2015 15:07

Did you tell her that?

Fmlreadermostly 20

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:04

Red flag. If you can prove things like that and it happens too often, and not a job duty of yours, file a complaint with Heath and human services. Heck you can even get another job if it comes down to it.