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By Jazzyfayyye - 29/05/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Friday 29 May 2009 22:43

Your boyfriend's an idiot 1) for basically calling his girlfriend ugly 2) for thinking Palin is ugly, she's one of the hottest MILFs around

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:15

I think you are confused

Comments

lolol182 4

Saturday 30 May 2009 18:27

i hate her so much. so ugly

cattoe7 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:30

i hope you don't stay with him.. he seems like a big doucher

circemedea 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:45

you know who also looks like sarah palin? tina fey. and she's hot and smart. so don't worry!

whattodo666 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:54

man sarah palin is so damn fine. man she is so fine they made a porno in her honor using a look a like. if you really look like her it would be a honor within itself jus to know you!!!!

twrl22 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:51

Sara Palin is hot so dont listen to your boyfriend

jnic 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:13

Hmm. Either this is the beginning of an emotionally abusive relationship, or your boyfriend is so socially clueless that he wouldn't realize that you can't read his mind and see that he wasn't directly comparing you to her ugliness, maybe her personality instead. Either way, he sucks, and he doesn't sound like he's going to get much better. You know what to do.

thepunisher_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 7:55

alright first off Sarah Palin is hot and second dump the bastard, he should consider himself lucky for evening having a girlfriend that hot

wbrycem 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:37

I don't recall the guy saying that he told his girlfriend that she LOOKED like Sarah Palin. Maybe you two talk the same. Maybe your vaginas look alike. Maybe you two have a similar personality. I like how everyone jumps on the looks bandwagon. Take a step back and examine it before you get all high and mighty on your looks. If you are ugly, then kudos to him for dating a girl with a personality. Not everyone is graced with good looks. I know I sure as hell am not. So if you know you're ugly, quit thinking you're hot. Life will become easier.

jazzyfayyye 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:58

oh man, all these responses make me LOL, I didn't take it personally or anything I just thought it was funny as ****. I'm not dumping him over something stupid like that, especially because it wasn't meant maliciously.