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By Jazzyfayyye - 29/05/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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EMR_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:43

Your boyfriend's an idiot 1) for basically calling his girlfriend ugly 2) for thinking Palin is ugly, she's one of the hottest MILFs around

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:15

I think you are confused

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Leaveittosteven 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:54

Sarah Palin is like a 6 or 7 out of 10, not "beautiful" or whatever, which people are just saying either because she isn't a handicapped balding old man or because they chew up whatever old crap the GOP will throw at them.

purpleiscool 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:09

Tell him he looks like McCain. Dump his ass. But Sarah Palin isn't really ugly, she's quite pretty. Did you not hear all of the "Damn Palin is a MILF" talk when she was running with McCain? I would take that as a compliment.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:14

Two words - Dump him. In the time it took to write that FML you could've dumped him!

deathproof_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:01

Is he a retard liberal? Sarah Palin is beautiful, regardless of if you agree with her politics or not.

miss_understood8 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:07

lol @ 76

that_guy_you_are 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:46

Dam libbruls

trapiadora 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:08

You should tell him to smack himself . What a dumn thing to say.

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:35

you choose an insensitive ass, YDI

ViceVirtuoso 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:12

Say what you want about Palin's intelligence and political stances, but if you're a man and you think she's ugly, you're gay. End of story.

beautifullycrazy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:27

Jeez. Every site I visit politics comes up. It's following me...

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