Love: Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I...

By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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Thursday 15 October 2009 19:59

So. Is the OP implying that her boyfriend is cheating on her? Or was he talking about girls he fooled around with in the past? If it's the latter: anyone who says "YDI" is a ******* moron. If YOUR partner accidentally calls you and YOU listen to him talk about cheating on you, HOW is that your ******* fault? Yes, the minor issue is that she "eavesdropped". But sure, let's all forget that he's ******* cheating on her. Jesus christ, people. These boards are so ******* sexist sometimes. If the genders had been swapped, I'm sure there'd be a zillion "she's a ****" comments by now.

misspeg 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:41

sucks that people cheat

Comments

ecascio2010 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 3:14

#2 he pocket dialed her. he didn't know... read the fml better next time.

BadSuerte 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:06

Dump him. Cheater Bastard.

fatunicorn24 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:42

dump him. no need wasting your time over spelt scum

atishe24 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:27

Once a cheater always a cheater!! Dump his ass!!!

randomgurl27 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:43

that little cheating scum bag dumb his ass on the curb

VioletRaven1 8

Sunday 19 August 2012 23:20

You yell from your phone "I hope I get to meet her" or "She sounds nice does she no your taken" or "Hello this is ________ I can not come to the phone right now cause I offerheard my boyfriend cheated on me leave a message after the beep ......... BEEP Something like that