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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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Thursday 15 October 2009 19:59

So. Is the OP implying that her boyfriend is cheating on her? Or was he talking about girls he fooled around with in the past? If it's the latter: anyone who says "YDI" is a ******* moron. If YOUR partner accidentally calls you and YOU listen to him talk about cheating on you, HOW is that your ******* fault? Yes, the minor issue is that she "eavesdropped". But sure, let's all forget that he's ******* cheating on her. Jesus christ, people. These boards are so ******* sexist sometimes. If the genders had been swapped, I'm sure there'd be a zillion "she's a ****" comments by now.

misspeg 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:41

sucks that people cheat

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Thursday 15 October 2009 19:59

SuicideSongbird 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 20:18

If the gender's were switched there wouldn't be an FML cause guys don't eavesdrop like insecure chicks

123sploosh 0

Friday 16 October 2009 0:37

trackles: agreed anyone below her: you are probably old men

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 16 October 2009 9:01

Nothing implied she was being insecure. She was having fun. You ever eavesdroped/spied for ***** and giggles? I know I have! She wasn't thinking he'd say something bad about her or anything. I don't know where you're getting insecurity from. Minor offense (eavesdrop) < Major offense (cheating) And of course, as someone said, better she know than for her to get HIV from him from the ***** he's poking.

Itstopsecret 0

Friday 19 March 2010 22:01

It's her ******* fault for listening to him.If she's that paranoid,maybe h's cheating on her for a reason.I would be ******* FURIOUS if I find out ANYONE is sneek lisetning to my conversations with friends,even though we hardly discuss anything worth hearing.It's all about principal and personal privacy.

Suaria 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:48

Did you not read the FML? He probably butt dialed her which can happen to a lot of people. Of course the girl is going to answer because who would not answer a phone call of the significant other? You probably would. Then of course you would listen to what they are saying because you would be curious. God judgemental prick.

Suaria 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:50

I can garantee the guys would be listening to. After all they would be getting a phone call from the person they were dating. Honestly don't jump to conclusions.

hwhayes01 8

Thursday 4 August 2016 14:29

Wouldn't the latter be what you said about him talking about past girlfriends?

gwinsdavineraven 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:26

End it, right then and there, a guy cheats on you and you don't have to put with him because he ****** up. if he cheats once (when he says he's sorry and i'll never happen again) he'll do it again

Ninjaface 0

Friday 16 October 2009 8:04

That's when you say loudly into your phone, "Can I join?"

Fuzzynavel 10

Friday 16 October 2009 14:03

Isn't this about normal for France?

Jzepeda07 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:27

#16 your an idiot all guys and girls react the same when in a relationship especialy the jelious ones so really shut up and stop ******* lieing.

RosalinaHarmonie 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:32

So... dump him! It's that simple! I wouldn't stay with a cheating manwhore!

StupidGirl815 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:42

Well,they say curiosity killed the cat... -_-

10showgirl 16

Thursday 25 June 2015 14:47

Or curiosity saved the cat from multiple STD's...

chrissy888 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 4:28

um, suicidesongbird, if I was as stupid as you, I'd be suicidal too

Suaria 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:52

What they said was uncalled for, but yours is also uncalled for. There are actual people like me who have depression and comments like those hurt. Suicide is a mental disorder in the brain and that is not a mental disorder. Please think before you comment.

tatiianah_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 18:17

wow I didn't know I can see a guy talking over cellphone with his friends when I'm in the other side!! you suppose to say hear or listen thank you bitch doodles