By thisguy - 08/10/2013 09:55 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
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jizzwold 21

You cheated on your boyfriend with a potato?

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wantmeasandwich 26

Not just any potato. An old, wrinkly one. Shame! I hope you can talk your way out of this one, OP.

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doglover100 28

I've noticed when a baby has just been born people will say "they look so much like you". It's a baby, they are like a small bloody potato.

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SexyMexi21 23

Should have put a ring on it before a condom

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Rammer3500 23

1. Your boyfriend is an idiot 2. You are also an idiot for having sex before marriage.

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alexanderavatar 24

what happened to mothers loving there child and saying its beautiful?

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Dirtanian 6

You must be Irish

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