By lonestar - 03/02/2010 13:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
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pepetto 0

awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)

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AGGoddess 2

Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?

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turdburgers 0

He's probably cheating on you. Funny how that works.

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perdix 29

Gimme your number and I'll send you texts that will make your boyfriend think you are a dirty, naughty bad girl that needs to be spanked! ;P This is not a court of law. You can't prove your innocence. If you bf accuses you, bam, you are guilty. If you're doing the time, you might as well do the crime! Now, let's have those digits . . . heh-heh-heh

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metazoanhaddock 11

hey perdix, share the love, and the digits.., she can be like the neighborhood bycicle, everybody gets a turn!!!!

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jessxoxo28 5

just tell him that ur inbox for ur texts get to full. u should find something else to do when ur bf's not around. find other friends to hang out with.

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boone_fml 0

maybe it's time to get a life outside of him, because you shouldn't have to put up with a jealous boyfriend.

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hawkie409 0

This could be a MLIA: 1- He loves you enough that he's scared to death of losing you. Or a FML: 1- Hes cheating, and feels guilty, and is trying to cover up his mistake by assuming you've made it as well. It really depends on the boyfriend. since I don't know him, I couldn't say for sure.

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SillyAnneh 0

i'm at the same place you are. well, with the "no life outside of boyfriend" bit. i feel your pain lol

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Lehk 9

Break up with him, he's a controlling psycho and will start hitting you eventually.

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frigginmuffin420 0

He would feel like an ass if you explained that to him :(

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tman9497 0

you shouldn't have to give up that much just for him

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broke_otaku 3

like she said, she has no life outside of him if she dumps him then she will have nothing op should really start doing other things in case the day he leaves you does come

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