Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while...

By chunkymonkey - 24/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

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By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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Exercise One

By blah - 02/06/2020 23:00

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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0RedPenguin0 8

Friday 24 August 2012 18:49

They're handles... For when you're making love. I think he used them properly

sasoriakasuna 7

Friday 24 August 2012 18:50

Yup they are called like that for a reason

Comments

delicious69 5

Friday 24 August 2012 19:27

If he is going that hard that he needs to hang on count yourself lucky

kauaiian09 9

Friday 24 August 2012 19:58

How is this an FML? Like everyone else said, they're called that for a reason!

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 24 August 2012 20:01

I guess now you know why they're called "love handels".

subwaysurfers 13

Friday 24 August 2012 20:44

The word is in the FML.....handles*

challan 19

Friday 24 August 2012 20:09

Hold on and enjoy the ride!

zuzupetalsYO 11

Friday 24 August 2012 20:16

Is he fat too?

newburton13 26

Friday 24 August 2012 20:16

Why do you think they're called "love-handles"?

Futacy 29

Friday 24 August 2012 20:24

uh, they're called LOVE-handles.

stoned_is 1

Friday 24 August 2012 20:25

Like ninjadinos said "confidence is hot" but if it really bothers you, then do something about it. Youre in control of ur body ...

kitties_fml 12

Friday 24 August 2012 20:43

Um...so?

MakingMirrors 3

Friday 24 August 2012 20:44

My boyfriend does that all the time? They are called 'LOVE HANDLES' for a reason.. Calm down.

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