By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
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DogmaT_fml 4

well maybe you are supposed to find his nuts and then find a hole for them somewhere

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kniickles 0

Ah, squirrels. Nature's crackheads.

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xCrackerx 3

Oh, furry love. I guess it could be worse.

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AnasF 2

gay? You Deserved It. I find it disgusting.

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Quest_ 13

Your homophobia is hideous. I hate you.

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kekerules 0

For someone who's name sounds far too similar to anus, your homophobia is delightfully ironic.

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somuchjustice 0

you hate him for hating people. Dumbass.

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MoonTiger 4

Whatever you say people I find squirrels adorable :D Not fuckable adorable, just simply adorable

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't date freaks. YDI

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tiancai 0

If you hadn't noticed, they were both freaks to begin with.

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tkarin 0

The OP sounds relatively normal to me. Wanting to spice up your love life doesn't make you a freak, unless you're living in a monastery.

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tiancai 0

I wasn't referring to that aspect.

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runaway102 0

what a freak!! YDI for having a boyfriend whose into ***********!

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dudeitsdanny 9

You should chase him. Squirrels chase after nuts, not the other way around. Tell him you'll do it if he dresses like a dolphin, and you a Japanese pirate.

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MrGutsy_fml 0

Your boyfriend is nuts (hahaha pun), but homophobes are much worse than furries. And they exist in greater numbers.

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