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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Monday 30 May 2011 15:55

you sound pissed

XxXPromiseXxX 0

Monday 30 May 2011 15:54

hm we need a revenge plan

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AzWolf 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:06

So?

HeyMrsWest 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:18

no pun intended? but lmao, Sounds like fun

atacker49 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:49

lol to PISS you off

bntilley 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:33

my husband laughed when I read this to him and said he does the same thing!!!

fuzzypeachnation 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:29

Pun intended?

xCookieCrazedx 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:33

pun intended? :)

IscoreOnU 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:59

That means y'all have such a good relationship that he has to make reasons to fight

x_groovyduckling 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:36

seems like a classy guy.

doubledee7 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:07

Can't tell which is worse..That or family members peeing and not flushing! ;/ It's gross either way...

ripjohnlennon 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:27

hahahahaha that gunna be me when I'm in my 20s and hate my girlfreind

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