Timing is crucial in comedy

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
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KingDingALing 9

Tell him "Shut up, you have a little dick." Say it loudly so that everyone hears you.

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MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

i agree with 11. sorry though, that's terrible.

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MyChemical_fml 0

You should have said "Sorry, this turbulence is giving me a better ****** than your tiny ******* dick." and then read his FML about it.

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Daerauko 0

I'd go to Disney world.

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trueblue42 4

wtf is wrong w/ your husband, why is he so mean? what a dick.

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FFML_314 11

Ugly people should die! DUNDUNDUN! I'm next..

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FFML_314 11

That's called makeup. Trust me, I'm an ugly mother ******. :)

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xXSweetNightmare 0

Oh my gosh. Please stop putting yourselves down. It's honestly not doing any good for anyone. If someone says you're pretty, they mean it. You're beautiful. (:

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FFML_314 11

Thank you. I was being sarcastic though.

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jakii_ 0

now let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya

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xGet_Over_It 0

39 - That was hilarious haha.

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lindsey1023420 5

Hahahahaha! yesssss.

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corytheboss 0

yeahh I'm in love lol

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TibbysMusic 1

At least she has a real picture of herself, not some chick that sounds good edited completely (;

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ohSNAPyall 26

Fishing for compliments is so attractive.

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FFML_314 11

I guess saying "I was being sarcastic" is hard for some people to understand ;). I'm fat? Yes, but I decided last December that I'm going to be a pumpkin for Halloween as opposed to a Skelton. I just want to be accepted by the village people! ARGH! What ever will I do. By the way, my post was from a video on YouTube. ;)

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FFML_314 11

You're an idiot. I will take having a brain over being good looking, which by the way, you're neither.

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Lauren10102 3

what about you, anybody who has a money symbol in their name has to be ugly. Plus you wont even put a pic of urself up... what does that say about u?

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TibbysMusic 1

123, exactly the point I was trying to make :)

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potterfreak3949 0

ever heard of manners? or not being a bitch? you have a weird nose. stfu

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pop7467 7

You are a real bitch... Jeez be nice it's not that hard

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zkchild 0

Unless he was joking or you're in the middle of a divorce I can't see why he would say that and be sincere So I can't take this fml seriously.

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JayBear14 11

that is incredibly shallow and uncalled for :/ I'm so sorry he said that to you, it was undeserved. also inaccurate, it doesnt matter what you look like, your allowed to have a fear. everybody does.

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