By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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Yournamehere42 7

Replace the bathroom doorknob with one that requires a key to unlock it. Then keep the only key and refuse to open it unless he stops. If you have two bathrooms in your house, it's all the better because you can leave one open for him to use and keep the other locked and clean for yourself.

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bloodshedblack 5

yeah... I agree with denzell.

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25shark 5

break up w/ him. he sounds like a guy with a bad rep who just likes to get attention

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Pigpen181 3

You should tell him" It's Ok, I clean it up with your tooth brush".

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meredithxjane 0

my husband leaves it up all the time. I've fallen in before! my fault for not checking but still lol

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SteelCladAngel 0

yea that sucks especially when you're fat and pregnant and half asleep. my husband normally puts the seat back down, occasionally he forgets though >.

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lilmisslovely13 15

81 you're a fail. She was right and you were wrong.

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TalkinSmack 6

clean the seat off with his toothbrush :D

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Hockeyboy4280 18

I use whilst sometimes. It's more of a british terminology, whilst "while" is more of an American word. It's like commas, Americans will add a comma before and, whilst British people do not. EX: American: I like to read books, magazines, and FML British: I like to read books, magazines and FML. It's all in language preferences.

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agummere796 0

haha "Piss you off" get it? he pissed so much on the toilet seat you got off. lol

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