By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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cherrybitches 6

get revenge in the most unexpected way

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Poop in the bed and sleep elsewhere for the night.

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LolMoqz 10

that would have pissed me off too.

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Cinn_fml 22

...When you say he does it to piss you off, is this because you've pissed him off and he wants to get back to you, or he just wants to randomly piss you off? Now maturity will play a part here; sink to his level for revenge, or try and get him to stop doing it..?

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IsH3092 0

ooo talk 2 me with that sexy British accent :3

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BigOrca 2

I think your a beautiful nerd. Nerds are sexy. just female nerds. I love your FML profile.

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BangBangz 0

Besides the beautiful nerds makes sex much better, since they do read books. (;

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swimchica22 0

WTF is up with everybody saying whilst??

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

He sounds like a great person to be around, very classy...

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WCARlover 34

I think that's what my brother does...

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christyxbee 15

I think that's what my 3 yr old cousin does...!

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CitrusGirl 0

Start doing things to piss him off. Play on whatever game console he has and leave all the discs out. Burn his food. Leave out your pads on the kitchen counter. See how he likes it.

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CitrusGirl 0

Or I made a joke and people thought I was serious. Calm your britches.

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floresmarquezhah 0

i actually signed up just to say what lalalaughter already said, looks like she beat me to it.

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11wanda11 6

yeah that's it, lower your own standards to the point of rediculess because that would make to feel heaps better.

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littlebirdy_55 0

Seems to me there is a great need for a sarcasm font here.

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0215mike 2

u sound pissed mission accomplished!!!!!!

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khaya 9

It's not just to piss you off, it's so that one of these days he is going to have the biggest laugh when you say. "I fell off the toilet seat!"

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