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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 6 February 2014 17:33

You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.

MurphyGallagher 18

Thursday 6 February 2014 17:35

My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(

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Mackay92 14

Thursday 6 February 2014 20:18

You have a brain use it to make you're own decisions instead of going along with stuff he encourages you to do

valentinov 15

Friday 7 February 2014 2:04

(With an Italian accent) "Hey, bambina! Get over here! Now, go over there! How many timez do I need to tell you?!" Everybody loves a slow minded hot girl once in a while. Don't take it personal OP

tman1985 9

Friday 7 February 2014 5:45

Barney Stinson, is that you?

uhohjoe 5

Friday 7 February 2014 9:02

i think this is less a moment to be angry at your boyfriend and more an opportunity to laugh at yourself. yes, your pride is hurt. but unless he's publicly embarrassing you in some way - being genuinely cruel about it - i think this is more likely to be a case of him just having some gentle fun at your expense. there's nothing wrong with that - it shows that he understands and loves everything about you, including your flaws.

cbrad05 1

Friday 7 February 2014 16:52

As a male bimbo I find his actions reprehensible. Nah jk you dumb girl.

icepick23 12

Friday 7 February 2014 20:59

Awwwww....that's adorably cute

spookycat32 6

Sunday 23 February 2014 20:54

Maybe you should stop being a bimbo ...

grritsshay 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 20:47

It's ok, we all have those moments girl!

MrBoredomioo 18

Saturday 31 May 2014 9:19

And then comes the magical realisation that you should dump him

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