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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 6 February 2014 17:33

You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.

MurphyGallagher 18

Thursday 6 February 2014 17:35

My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(

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klorehore 24

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:09

I guess you need to take a good long think and decide is that what you want for your future? If you really like the guy you could (and should) talk to him about it and let him know how it makes you feel. If he's a decent guy he'll pull his act together, but repeatedly acting like this towards you gives me the feeling he doesn't have a lot of respect for you and your feelings.

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:15

Your boyfriend seems like an ass to encourage your dumb moments.

perdix 29

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:21

Stupid things like dating him?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:29

Well now since you know you can think before you act and if that's not okay with him that's his problem...

TheRoyalBattler 5

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:31

Like the time he made you so mad, you posted about it on FML?

Szaszaspasz 26

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:54

Wear a t-shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" when you are out together. Or "fail" so spectacularly that anyone knows you are revenge trolling him.

SouthernLady12 13

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:26

Next time he wants some loving tell him you're not smart enough to carry out that act and walk away

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:50

Well, now that you know, you can refuse to do stupid things--and remind him that you don't exist for his amusement. Or you can constantly spill stuff on him and get a little amusement yourself.

Federgirl 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:57

time to get a new boyfriend!

SunTzu2 9

Thursday 6 February 2014 20:01

He is one of them! Soon to 'was'??? JK.... It's kinda cute in a way. No it's not?

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Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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