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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By sadrainindeed - 15/11/2023 19:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 636

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

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xtatik 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:10

WHAT A DICK HEAD!!!! dont let yourself get down about it ay....you will find a nice boy that will melt your heart :) :) :)

fudgnugget 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:31

well he didn't need you wow ur life is over!!

Kris1987_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:01

boyfriend wins. now go do some laundry

dimelowar 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:31

lmaoo

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 19 October 2012 14:57

#26 says: "Laugh my ass off off."

BettyBoom_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 23:21

tell him he will need you when he's lying in a ditch with his co** cut off...... not literally just proving a point.... please don't go homicidal :s

ikimbo 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:25

you deserve better. ditch the guy. (: oh && ignore all the negative comments! :DDDD

LemonLauren 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 20:58

Ouch.

ThatGuyRory 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:00

What a Boss.

Angel1000168 16

Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:51

I would have said... "When your nose was broken, you needed me to drive you to the hospital!" and when he asks when, punch him in the nose and say "just then..." then if your feeling nice driving him and if your feeling mean walk away like a boss.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:46

I've always wondered why people find it necessary to assault your ex after people break up...

youareunique 2

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:23

someonesaid thatto me before too... i hurts

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Today, my adult daughter was hospitalized for severe fever, diarrhea, and fainting. The doctor couldn't find any cause other than sleep deprivation, because I started making her wake up at 7 am. I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously weak in my entire life. FML

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Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML

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Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML

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Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument over whether Prince actually appeared in an episode of New Girl. He refused to believe me, saying it was "too weird". I had to find the specific episode to show him. He then said, "Are you sure that's really Prince?" FML

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