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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By sadrainindeed - 15/11/2023 19:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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Top comments

macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

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applemania_fml 0

Monday 23 April 2012 13:13

Pwn

bjoernabee 1

Thursday 7 June 2012 11:03

Were all assuming that she actually was always there, and that he needed somethig at some point. He could just be being honest, did OP have an answer to that? Plus, i kinda think YDI for not letting it go after you broke up

LJxo 1

Monday 22 October 2012 0:53

aww :(

SunTzuSamuel 7

Monday 3 March 2014 0:42

You kinda walked into that one

MacItUp 8

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:18

Why does everyone assume he is a jerk? Maybe OP was an extremely needy and emotionally unstable person who only took but never gave. Maybe that's why they broke up and he was simply trying to point out the relationship was one sided

ArgentumAurum 24

Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:28

Everyone takes OPs side, but no one knows the exact circumstances of the breakup or relationship

supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 17 January 2015 11:32

Ouch. This needed a follow up, because there's gotta be a reason he's said that.

redhead_sprhro 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:06

Girls are cray cray

EliGolsdworthy 7

Saturday 23 April 2016 17:01

I guess it depends if you really helped him with anything. Plus posting it here makes you sound bitter O.P. sorry

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML

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