By tht1chk - 31/10/2010 00:37 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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RC4524 0

Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.

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sammy0002 0

One of most funniest things I've read today!!!! You don' t even want to know what's going on in my head right now. HAHAHA!!!!! :-)

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Mikki4321 0

Okay, seriously, all the people saying: "You are disgusting, trim/shave BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING IT" or "BECAUSE GUYS LIKE IT", stfu. You don't deserve to have an opinion, and you probably don't even have one, just stole it from the mass of people you apparently need to follow to feel good about yourself.

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izzie2899 6

you heard him, cut the grass

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littlemissslaugh 0

see i'm the kind of person who would slap him, then laugh, and say well honey your dick needs to grow a few inches, otherwise not even the good swimmers will have a chance :]

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Peaceluver123 0

Maybe u needed to b4 u did it?? Or dump him

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Stackhouse_fml 0

Only ******* ugly women and asians don't shave. Get a razor soon

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