Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time....

By tht1chk - 31/10/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

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By blabbermouth - 08/10/2012 17:26 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 9:47

Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.

evilhobbitofdoom 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:13

Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.

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mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:01

talk about ruining the moment

bakerella 29

Tuesday 23 October 2012 21:08

YDI for not even shaving before your FIRST time with the guy

c_o_www 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 10:31

Idk, I shaved once and I freaked every time I got changed cause i looked like 8 years old. And then when it started to grow back it was all spiky and itchy. I like to keep trimmed though.

cmb8280 24

Sunday 3 March 2013 7:31

Everybody is technically right here. It is allllll about personal preference, so there really is no Wrong answer. But if I had to pick 1 answer to be wrong, it would be completely unshaven, untrimmed ungroom-edness. I don't like the whole 12 yr old look either but you've AT LEAST gotta trim that shit up.

IXChaosDragonXI 13

Sunday 22 December 2013 16:16

Your boyfriend is a clever one.

JewKnowIt 19

Friday 28 August 2015 1:03

I'm just gonna say it OP. A lots of us don't like sticking it into a bush. I'm sure he'd appreciate some cleaning up but he does need to use more tact in such situations.