Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 552

You deserved it 8 073

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

recoils in horror

By Anonymous - 07/11/2017 06:00

Today, I am violently allergic to my boyfriend's new hand cream. I know this because after last night's quickie on the sofa, I now have a rash all over my skin and weeping sores inside my vagina and around my bum hole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 728

You deserved it 877

No more bukkake for you

By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 351

You deserved it 198

Rash decision

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 18:01

Today, I realised I’m allergic to sperm. I was a virgin until recently and my vagina always seemed to itch for days after sex, and I thought that might be normal, but then today I agreed to let my boyfriend facial me and within minutes I had a massive rash everywhere it touched my skin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 594

You deserved it 201

By Anonymous - 28/08/2018 06:00

Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 025

You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 032

You deserved it 5 098

Rash beard

By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 812

You deserved it 441

By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 752

You deserved it 3 565

By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 708

You deserved it 6 244

By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 665

You deserved it 1 129

Behave!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 284

You deserved it 1 129

rhyannon11 7

Wednesday 17 April 2013 9:10

Why were you using soap? That's not how it's done

MzMegs 20

Wednesday 17 April 2013 9:28

So did you not use a condom or what? Douching isn't good for your ******. It cleans itself naturally.

Comments

pineapplenapalm 2

Wednesday 17 April 2013 19:41

Summers Eve is hypo-allergenic.... You would know that if you had read the damn bottle.... Therefore it has to have been something else that made him break out such as the condom.....

libsloveslife 7

Wednesday 17 April 2013 21:11

pineapplenapalm, I'm allergic to hypoallergenic sunscreen. Hypo-allergenic products are just made without the usual allergy-causing ingredients, but that doesn't mean you can't get a reaction to it.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 22:55

I'm allergic to any kind of deodorant and antiperspirant made specifically for women, even the hypoallergenic ones. I have to use men's deodorant. I have no idea what ingredients are different in them. I just know that within minutes, and sometimes even seconds, after applying women's deodorant I develop a rash that itches and burns like hell. Also, I'm allergic to any type of band aides, latex free or not. I have to use medical tape and gauze when necessary. I can't even wear any fake jewelry, including the hypoallergenic ones. All jewelry I wear has to be real gold, silver, or platinum. I'm an expensive woman, lol. But my point is that just because it's labeled as hypoallergenic doesn't mean that it's impossible for anyone to have an allergic reaction to it.

Thatsjank 5

Wednesday 17 April 2013 20:34

should have waited

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 20:40

time to get new soap

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 17 April 2013 20:41

OP, Don't lie. Your boyfriend is allergic to having sex.... with you.

sprints54 19

Thursday 18 April 2013 1:57

U just lost your v-card to him and you were using summers eve already. Damn u gotta have a nasty vag then

akstyle 3

Thursday 18 April 2013 4:16

He might have herpes and now you do! Rashy bumps on the penis is not a good sign! You might be infected now too! Just his way to hide his flare up and blaming it on your soap! Classic move! Lol. J/k But you never know! It did happen to my friend though...the very first girl he every had sex with gave him herpes! Crazy huh?

Rasetsu 10

Thursday 18 April 2013 5:07

I hope you weren't using soap as lube...

josieposie89 2

Thursday 18 April 2013 7:02

Did u shove that shit in your vag??? wth, never use feminine soap. That shit ***** with you Ph balance and make shit all walked down there. Now you also have to face the fact your boyfriend is allergic to it. Just stick to water next time you wash down under.