By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:21 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
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rhyannon11 7

Why were you using soap? That's not how it's done

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MzMegs 20

So did you not use a condom or what? Douching isn't good for your ******. It cleans itself naturally.

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gymnastlove 4

Well, there is your lesson on the birds and the bees!

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shorty26 3

well now your a horse!

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RandomFucker 1

I think I have the same condition...every time someone says, "Swag," I get this terrible rash...

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my_name_is_earl 9

HAIL TO THE V!!

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samimcCune 15

shitty luck on the break out, least it didn't result in a break up. communication could have prevented this i believe. but also in my Opinion, just an opinion here...anyone still calling it there "v-card" is probably to young to be loosing it in the first place. and if there not to young, there to immature, for saying that, let alone loosing there virginity.

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mynameisnoone 2

#95 okay calling the people who call it a "v card" immature, when you dont know the ******* difference between there and they're

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DrSo 15

Holy hell people. Firstly, feminine wash is not the same as douching. Secondly, feminine wash is a type of soap with much gentler detergents than normal body wash. Thirdly, it is used to clean the EXTERNAL genitalia, though it can be used anywhere on the body EXCEPT internally (that is douching). Hopefully that clears things up.

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honestyslife 9

This is why he should have signed the waver.

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DoughtyPine 1

That's an awesome memory for your first time, congrats

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