By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:21 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
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rhyannon11 7

Why were you using soap? That's not how it's done

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MzMegs 20

So did you not use a condom or what? Douching isn't good for your ******. It cleans itself naturally.

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GetGulley 12

the situation sucks now, but I bet later on you'll think back on this and laugh :)

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arsenicalhumor 30

Use non-scented soap whenever your boyfriend is over, or just switch soaps altogether. I don't see how this involves your v-card besides the fact that it was the same day, so try not to stress too much over it- he's the one with the reaction anyways :s. Hopefully the rest of your day was good!!

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Fluffydemise 18

V card? Is this some hilariously hip lingo for ones virginity? Wow.

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doodlecloud 26

Argh....can't tell if serious or sarcastic....and that's never good - it means you either suck at sarcasm or just suck in general.

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Synistiel 14

No. It means Visa card. Everyone knows this.

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billyz77 24

41, you've never asked a question? Why so much anger for someone who'd never heard a particular expression before? Give people a break and maybe you'll receive some of your own.

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Fluffydemise 18

Yes, the word was new to me. Although obvious what it meant. I'm guessing those of you that use this phrase are 11-19 at best? Because it is the most ridiculous phrase for someones virginity I have ever seen. Seriously.

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Marblecakelolz 11

You shouldn't be using such harsh soap inside, though. That part of your body is self cleansing... Just worry about the outer parts.

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lysx84 24

The op doesn't say the reaction was only on her partner's penis, or even on it at all. The rash may just be on his body from skin to skin contact.

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EpicBlondie89 19

#30 Summer's eve is feminine wash here in the US. Not body wash.

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liss0711 10

It is a soap to wash your external genital area, supposedly specially formulated to not interfere with your natural ph levels. If your skin is sensitive or you are prone to yeast infections it is supposed to help with that. They also make douche.

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Llamacod 11

Perhaps you guys should do some research before you spout your "wisdom", summer's eve isn't just a vaginal cleanser anymore. They also make a shower/body wash.

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morella_xx 29

Stop douching. That stuff is terrible for you. Your ****** does not need to be splashed with chemicals to be "clean," it takes care of that itself, like it did for the thousands of years before some jerkwad advertiser decided to tell ladies they had to buy douches lest they be considered dirty.

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lysx84 24

Why do you think she was douching? The rash could just be from skin to skin contact, ie. on his chest not his knob.

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morella_xx 29

I know because she specifically calls it Summer's Eve soap, which is the brand name of a "feminine wash" over here in the US.

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doodlecloud 26

Thanks 32 - as someone from the UK I just assumed it was normal soap, this makes a lot more sense now. Ouch.

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Llamacod 11

#32 you don't "know" because it wasn't explicitly said. What you are doing is called "assuming". Summer's eve has a line of cleansing products ranging from douche to genital cleanser to shower/body wash. Just remember when you assume all you do is make an ASS out of U and...

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morella_xx 29

Actually what I did was make an INFERENCE, which is different. Do you need me to explain it condescendingly for you? Would that be helpful for you to understand?

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sikunt89_fml 16

How do you know it was the soap is what I'm wondering...

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karlcolt45 19

oh baby I'm just itching to get you in bed! and now I'm itching to kick you out of it!

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graphicstyle7 17

Typical virgin, expecting perfection... Look, hopefully you will have many other times, this will be something to look back on and laugh. Sex without experience usually isn't that great anyway, it takes a few times to loosten up. No biggie.

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