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By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

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LetsGoSox 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:14

Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

turdburgers 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:18

The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?

Comments

Hazza_69 1

Monday 4 January 2010 9:07

lolllllll

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:45

Damn, you guys fought over a CLOGGED TOILET!? Well, OP either has to make it up or break it up. Cuz, if their fighting over that, they have problems(i win for pointing out the obvious).

coraniu 0

Monday 4 January 2010 10:05

e........i wanna say i can uderstand it

hotboy977 0

Monday 4 January 2010 10:16

ouch

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Monday 4 January 2010 11:41

that's why you mustn't leave the kitchen.

newsgit 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:15

you've seen this, right? Horatio, a woman just got hit by a car! Well the question is...why was he driving... in the kitchen? YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!

PhilipEden 0

Monday 4 January 2010 14:03

YDI for thinking women can drive.

luvcascade 0

Monday 4 January 2010 18:23

what a stupid comment

PhillyFox 0

Monday 4 January 2010 14:36

Unless this other person was supposed to stop or yield to you, you deserved it for pulling out in front of someone. Always be more careful when you're driving someone else's vehicle. If it wasn't your fault, then I'm sure either you or the other driver's insurance company will pay for the damages.

Jessie5099 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:22

you are fighting over a clogged toilet.....aren't there bigger things in life to be worrying about? calm yourself and quit getting into stupid arguments. It will probably make your relationship much more enjoyable.

tman118 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:25

hope you pay for it dumbass bitch.

livingdeadgirl9 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:48

seriously. if this was a man's fml no one would be commenting on the fact that the accident had anything to do with his gender. because it is a woman, half the people on here feel the need to bash her because she's a woman. she was driving while under some emotional stress. no, you're not technically supposed to do that because it puts you in a better position for a car accident but regardless, stfu about her gender. We dont know the WHOLE story so we dont know if she pulled out in front of somebody because she didnt look or because she couldnt see anyone. Or even if somebody had pulled out at the same time as her without looking and hit her for that reason. I've had that happen to me.