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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

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kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:31

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

lollypop30001 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:32

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

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MaryJaneGreen 9

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:05

I'm all up for new experiences but that.. That's just a little gaaaaayyyy..

cheeseygeek 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:29

Well that's one way to find out about someone's sexuality...

lowshadows 21

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:20

didn't see that coming.

Miss_Klutzie 28

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:26

Well that's a way to tell someone you're gay. ._.

Simoneaux17 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:46

Your boyfriend has a little sugar in his tank.

erin37 27

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:51

You are the female version of Ross Geller

WhiteCrimson 23

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:50

Dude its as gay as you can get it to be with a female involved.

Jacksparrow72 21

Sunday 23 June 2013 3:46

Are you Misses Ross Geller?

Jacksparrow72 21

Sunday 23 June 2013 3:47

Are you Misses Ross Geller?

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:38

It's only gay if balls touch.

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