By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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THEDUDE1553566 24

I don't see a huge problem with this other than its pretty immature. But look at the bright side, he obviously thought you were pretty enough to be so proud

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nodeathtoall 19

Hey at least you know he's not a liar. He's very open about his life.

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wolf12king 12

Just listened too the song and I think I found the second song to listen to after "I'm the man"

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MandieL 27

At least it wasn't "**** in my pants"

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Joisan 20

I'd have laughed my head off if my boyfriend had done that after our first time :D Well, as long as no one else was in the house. Please tell me no one else was there to witness this?

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Emirac 10

Not sure this would be an fml moment. Sounds like he was just trying to be fun. If my boyfriend did that i would just laugh. I mean, at least he has a sense of humor, which automatically makes him a lot less boring.

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