By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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newburton13 26

There is a difference between being a legal adult and being an actual one.

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wetofour 7

Once when my friend stayed the night I left at like 2 in the morning and later he texted me but my girlfriend at the time replied with just a link to this song

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EvilLittleMan 23

I thought he would run around to Chuck Berry's My Ding a Ling.

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WHTrunner 4

I did the same thing when I lost mine.

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pete9913 23

Apparently he was more impressed by your performance than you were by his.

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karlyl22 10

''I Just Had Sex' is by Lonely Island featuring Akon. Just saying.

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