Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another.... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

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Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Spicy

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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Top comments

ChrisPavs 17

Friday 25 September 2015 1:37

AND IT FELT SO GOODDD

kirstyfunnybunny 18

Friday 25 September 2015 1:38

Well at least he enjoyed it

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kesht1996 12

Friday 25 September 2015 2:27

Hey yo. The second I lose mine im doin the same

ilydavidA 7

Friday 25 September 2015 2:28

Goals

inc0nc3ivabl3 14

Friday 25 September 2015 2:31

Not by Akon.

Clayton87 13

Friday 25 September 2015 2:36

Memories like that will build a strong relationship.

BeastyMcbeast 19

Friday 25 September 2015 2:46

Is it bad that i did this too?

GoogieWithers 22

Friday 25 September 2015 2:50

At least you will never forget your first time!

Klosekiller 17

Friday 25 September 2015 2:53

I see nothing wrong with his reaction.

dianer7 12

Friday 25 September 2015 2:56

#relationshipgoals

worldclassrager 39

Friday 25 September 2015 2:58

I think he could have picked a worse song...do not introduce him to the lonely island

never_three 21

Friday 25 September 2015 21:05

Too late for that since Just Had Sex is a Lonely Island song that features Akon

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 26 September 2015 0:25

I guess she'll be getting a dick in a box for her next birthday.

paulrossi93 5

Friday 25 September 2015 2:58

its actually Lonely Island featuring Akon "I just had sex"

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