Love: Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned...

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Same thing different taste

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Aww, he's head over heels for you :)

LexSwift 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:48

He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)

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lolyeahthatsme 11

Monday 23 January 2012 2:16

Kiss it better?

tankrunner 8

Friday 16 March 2012 22:47

that might have killed him

Armyboy124 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:43

You were impressed right?...

blair_x 12

Monday 23 January 2012 2:52

He was floored by OP's charm and wit.

jack5225 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:19

He probably just tripped or something

radiariad 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:27

U guys sound like ur 12

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 23 January 2012 4:29

You type like you're 11.5.

hateevryone 14

Monday 23 January 2012 3:48

next time, let him take the lead.

tony23h 7

Monday 23 January 2012 3:50

A good start?

chrisssdubbs 4

Monday 23 January 2012 3:57

Old people need love too!

arlena95 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:12

Awww I think that's cute :)

byteolu 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:02

Dam

wegohardd 8

Monday 23 January 2012 4:17

An unforgettable kiss! Don't look at it as a bad thing... just be more careful next time. hahaha (:

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Same thing different taste

Sick moves, dude

Romance isn't dead

Romantic

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