By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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LookAttMyyLifee 12

Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".

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PandaSmile 24

Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting

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siarapoejohnson 8

I feel like someone would totally say that to me.. Hahaha

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stacieharms 11

Sounds like you are in need of some studying

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ecfurry6 7

You should've said how you broke up with your ex boyfriend because his dick was too big. Then you should've said "I don't like someone who's big, if you know what I mean."

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FrozenIceHawk 7

"The Venn diagram between boys who think you're too smart for them and boys you don't wanna date is a circle" -John Green

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WhiteCrimson 23

maby he is just not the brightest crayon in the box??

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

2 valid reasons to dump his ass: 1) he is immature enough to feel threatened by a woman's brain 2) he doesn't rate yours very highly

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Kalipczo 21

I feel like I've seen this FML before, but it was worded slightly different

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worldclassrager 39

That seems like a healthy relationship...I would say he doesn't know at all how smart you actually are...

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