By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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LookAttMyyLifee 12

Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".

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PandaSmile 24

Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting

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LissaMccracken 23

Wow... He's clearly stupid if he thought it was okay to say that

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hardwoodfloors 8

I'm guessing that's why he choose you

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Whatapuffchild 23

maybe OP was trying to say that his ex showed off her brains too much. maybe he didnt like that. but he should tell you that youre dumb. show that youre dmarter then him.

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JoshArson 22

*Maybe x2 *But *shouldn't *you're *Show *you're *smarter *than

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olpally 32

Trying too hard at being a grammar nazi.^

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JoshArson 22

Nah. If I was trying too hard, I wouldn't have missed "didn't" the first time.

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Whatapuffchild 23

man i know all my errors..I couldnt go back to fix it..so thanks?

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Emily062611 6

I'm pretty sure you were still trying too hard. Though, you make acting like a jerk seem effortless!

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duhbaby 10

I hope you were smart enough to dumb his ass

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Your boyfriend should get hooked up with the best friend from the previous FML, who thought Canada was in South America.

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glamorous18 10

you might be too smart for him for understanding his reference.

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pattayarick 8

Show him that you're smart enough to dump his stupid ass.

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skehar 23

Sounds like it's time to knock out a few of his lightbulbs!

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