Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split...

By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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Mystery woman

By Nathalie - 30/11/2020 23:04

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML

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By oldandmarriedapparently - 02/03/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML

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raycj 1

Friday 9 November 2012 16:09

Or maybe he was bouncing on the couches like Tom Cruise and that made him seem like a kid.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 9 November 2012 16:09

Maybe he just looks exceptionally young? :p

Comments

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 9 November 2012 21:39

That's not as bad as someone thinking my kids were my grand kids.

doglover100 28

Friday 9 November 2012 21:49

That is awkward.

longoria13_fml 4

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:20

I've been mistaken for a 14 year old boy in the past. It's quite common.

jaredofmo 22

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:25

Is it weird that as soon as I read this, my gaydar went off? Well, hopefully HE feels complimented.

SLRfan 4

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:47

Are you sure he knew who you were looking for?

fryebaby33 12

Saturday 10 November 2012 7:04

See, then what you do is start making out with your boyfriend in front of that guy. His face: priceless.

LexieWins 0

Saturday 10 November 2012 9:20

Maybe you were nagging so much that you seemed like his mom? HOW COULD YOU?!?!

NagainaFier 16

Saturday 10 November 2012 22:01

Except for the SMALL detail that OP is (shoot me for makin' assumptions here) in direct possession of a penis. Other than that, yes, I totally see how OP could be confused with a nagging mom.