By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 635
You deserved it 2 384

Same thing different taste

Top comments

raycj 1

Or maybe he was bouncing on the couches like Tom Cruise and that made him seem like a kid.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe he just looks exceptionally young? :p

Comments

Did you go downstairs on your son when you found him upstairs?

gczizza1997 15

Did you get enough sleep? You could've just looked really tired.

perdix 29

You probably have the look of a chain-smoking alcoholic. Wearing that Ozzie Nelson cardigan with plain pants and white shoes sure doesn't help. Just be grateful a youthful-looking man tolerates your saggy, haggard ass.

perdix 29

23 Of course, that song came out in 1999, so the guy's current age is 35-36.

No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age What's my age again?..

CCDNRGD81411 3

Trying not to start an argument, but I've always loved Tom's lyric writing much better. I just like what Tom is all about with AVA. I am one of the few fans of his voice. But Mark is the man too. Just my personal opinion.

It's a love hate thing with Tom. I love them all whole.. Blink 182 wouldn't be amazing if it wasn't for them all.

perdix 29

No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

The op is a guy. I don't think the salesman thought that they were a thing. So he assumed he's op's son.

I was scared for a second that I was the only one who saw this

It's not just that, though. It makes sense that the salesman mistook them for family since they're shopping for furniture, but he didn't even assume they were a similar age, like brothers; instead, he thought they were father and son. It must have looked like a sizable age gap between them, unless the salesman just wasn't paying much attention to begin with. Don't feel bad OP! I look perpetually 14. Everyone thinks my sister is my mom, and my mom is my grandma. It's just one of those things...

perdix 29

#22, read this story carefully, noting the OP's gender. This couple will not be producing babies. If they adopt, I'd hope they'd be responsible enough to forbid jumping on the beds.

BriannaRWatson 13

That happens to my husband and I all the time. He's actually older than me but he does some bizarre things in the stores so... Anyway, don't worry about it.

Some people just age better than others. Ex: Everyone thinks my sister, who is only 3 years older than me, is my mom. I'm grateful I look as young as I do. Secret?. . . Lots and lots naps! (:

yeah, that's awkward. today I saw an old friend sitting with two other girls, then I pointed one out and said "is that your mum?" turns out it was her older sister. she didn't look too happy to say the least.. lol. >.