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By wtf - 15/07/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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waspbr 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:07

so he went to the market without his wallet?

sonnyv 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 13:43

hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL

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alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:09

id yell at the bitch. and werent you on ur webcam too, being able to motion to her?

himynameisanna 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:17

Why doesn't he check his wallet?

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:45

He would be even dumber if he thought you stole it.

soccergirl15_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:07

Wouldn't he need his wallet to buy something from the market? Gay.

intotheblue 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:17

Umm. I don't think I believe this one. 1. Why would he go to the store without his wallet? 2. How would you know it was $60? Unless the webcam was right in front of it, and she counted the money right there. 3. Where did he think it went, if he doesn't believe you? Does he think you took it? 4. Couldn't he go back and look at the webcam footage himself? Yeah. Not believing this.

ilive4fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:07

how is this an fml 4 u, mayb ur boyfriend or ur mom but not u!

iloveidi0ts 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 10:37

You can't look back at webcam footage ;]

broken_princess 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:21

Haha. You should have taken a screenshot of her doing it. But if he doesn't believe you, he's the one whos out $60.

broken_princess 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:26

HAHAHAHAHA #117 your post just made my morning!!! Funniest comment I've ever seen on FML!

alhonesty 6

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:38

When he realizes he's $60 short for something, he'll realize. Dump him though. He's a loser!

vixnbrianaf 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:56

Maybe instead of telling him 'your mom stole 60 from ur wallet' u should have said 'wow its sure a weird relationship you have with your mom, even if I loaned mine 60 I wouldn't have let her take it from my purse'.....but there isn't anything you can do about that now. the only reasons I could see for him not believing you is she is an addict and he is in denial, or you lie to him, or he does believe you but doesn't want you knowing that he owed the money to her or something....who knows really disfunctional family more than likely.