Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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ohhaii 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:23

d00d your boyfriend is funny and awesome, stop being embarrassed and start laughing at his jokes. he deserves it. :]

o_O_0_o 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:24

aww, this is cute. he's adorable. and boo you for being a stupid lil girl who doesnt know how to be cute and fun with ur guy

kittycat99 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:25

ahahah I love this. Not an FML. More of a "Today my boyfriend did the cutest thing"....

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:28

That's not an FML. That's cute. :)

ohxberlin 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:29

hhahahahahh. that's SO cute

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:29

She said he PRETENDED to eat her hair. This is cute. MLIA-worthy, I guess. Oops this was meant to be a reply, dern it.

stronascurge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:30

awww. your boyfriends cute. :P lucky.

aho_matsuri 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:30

hahhhhhhhhhh that is so awesome. he sounds like a funny dude, don't knock him for it. you're lucky.

rockerxchick313 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:31

awwwe thts cutee.. its his way of saying he didnt want u to leave the couch!

The_Derpinator 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:32

How the hell does this become an FML ? He was being affectionate you dumb tw@t.

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