Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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el_sino 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:31

lol

jesuisamy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:32

Haha, that sounds like my boyfriend and that's quite adorable.

sweetSandy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:36

that is so not a FML!... your bf is awesome..he's sweet and obviously has a sense of humor

ericavel 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:38

Love

uberchicken 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:44

OP sounds like a girl who's into srs bsns. IF I were a girl, that'd be really cute, I think.

pommeblossom 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:45

That's so cute :)

gorbagil 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:46

Wat the fk hes awesome bitch

Snu_Snu 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:47

I became a member just so I could tell you how adorable this is :)

regalarius 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:49

That sounds adorabe. OP, you suck. :-P

amykay 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:51

He sounds like a keeper to me! Now what cute, imaginative, and adorable thing are you going to do?

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