Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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MordercaK 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:19

FYL? really? lol that's cute. atleast he doesn't: -climb on you, start humping yelling, "I'm a Chihuahua!" -stick his head between your legs, under the pillows, blankets, anything really, and yell, "I'm an Ostritch!" -or while driving, get as close as he can to the wheel and yell, "I'm a racecar!" yet I still wouldn't trade him lol

NSZ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:44

:O You actually have a boyfriend that does that? That being what you just listed. All of it? Wow, um... Your boyfriend has quite the imagintaion. o.O Ok no I can not hide how totally creeped out I am. I mean, how old is he? 5? At least you/we know that you are staying because you love him and that, I must say, is the most amazing thing in the world. You are one lucky bitch :)

VooDooXII 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:21

Well...you're dating him.

NSZ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:22

I think alot of stuff are cute, like the "you are mine now" Fml. But this is just plain creepy and clingy :/ I mean he sounds like an absolute nerd to me!

whitey_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:28

this is hilarious. if you arent going out with him anymore, can i?

TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:30

1. This isn't FML material. 2. If you didn't like it, why did you tolerate it for five minutes? 3. You tolerated it; YDI.

Neep_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:35

Aw, that's adorable. Not a fyl in my opinion, but I like this. xD

aphrodita 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:39

Hahaha, so ******* adorable. The guy's a keeper. :D

capital_seven 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:46

YDI for having a boyfriend that pretends to be a koala. I envy you. D:

abriannaXOXO 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:47

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:57

Hahaha that's a good-stupid line! I'm gonna have to use it. Minus the five minutes if eating my gfs hair.

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