By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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therearesecrets 0

FML? Are you out of your mind? Your boyfriend sounds perfect. He deserves someone better than a broad who would post his affection on a site called **** my life. www.mylifeisg.com is where you should have put this.

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heyo17 0

Sounds like a sweet guy, how can you be pissed at that? My boyfriend does stuff like that all the time its super cute.

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Iroquois_fml 0

What the ****? Ungrateful bitch. You should be happy your boyfriend wants to be close to you. I hope he finds a girl that actually cares about him, unlike you.

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blueem2 0

Your boyfriend gives us nice guys a better name. You should like that kinda of attention because you're probably gonna have a lot of trouble finding another guy that nice.

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shadow_child 0

That's SO CUTE!!!!

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picklejuice2 0

i would be a little freaked out but i say its cute, as long as he isn't constantly acting like that. its better than having an abusive boyfriend.

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Neferria 0

How is this an FML? You should find this extremely cute and hilarious.

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ait147 0

I lol'd for a good 30 seconds haha that mental image is awesome

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thatswutshesaid7 0

wow wut an idiot!!! wut is he 5

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