Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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Octiskeet 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:53

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey, some guys have good-looking and well formed packages..I can see where someone would get "pretty".

C_E_Z_Z_Z 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:56

lol XD

Sacharified 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:57

Could have been worse, you could have said it was 'cute'.

rainbowvomitwhat 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:59

25 ftw

Emwo 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:00

XD Wonder how his reaction was to that.

pinkace 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:03

Lmao yeah FYL indeed! I would have loved to see the look on his face...

average_girl 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:05

this is not an FML... unless he was pissed or something

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:05

I'm sure that had to register somewhere as the wrong word in your mind before you said it.

nonotme 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:06

Not seeing the FML here.

kinnelonfire75 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:11

and? which idiot moderated this into what the public sees?

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