Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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CherryKillsAgain 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:59

LOL, i can't imagine the look on his face when u said that...

yer_maw 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:00

#31

kendalle_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:03

At least your first word wasn't "ewwwwww"

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:03

#36 I bet the look on his penis was worse...

BenignScientists 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:05

I wouldn't have a problem with a girl calling my member pretty. Sure, I'd prefer a "So, I guess THAT's why they call you Vladimir the impaler ..." but hey, I'll take pretty with a smile any day!

emer_helena 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:06

Well was it? #13 said it best :)

swodah 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:09

Why on FML...!? I'd be flattered...

Atreyu_Love 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:11

Haha I lol'd so ******* hard. lmao #39

Rainbowarrior_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:11

I lol'd.

lordbulb 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:15

when will we get a new category for voting - this is not an FML you stupid ****!

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