By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
I agree, your life sucks 462
You deserved it 105

Comments

"In real life," ...huh? Is this an internet relationship or something?

redrovaa 0

Maybe she watches ****? Or has seen pictures in health class? Really, use your mind.

88: Everyone has to see their first penis some day, and sometimes (rarely) it's NOT in a porno movie. Especially for girls. OP: That is totally cute. Unless he was pissed, that's not out of line. If he was pissed, slap it (hard. with something pointy.) and dump him for being a dick.

bsellnow 0

HE should be the one putting up the FML. "Today, I was "fooling around" with my girlfriend. Things got pretty hot, so I whipped it out. First thing she said? "It's pretty." FML"

Pffft that's no big deal, I tell my boyfriend that all the time. Even right before i'm about to suck him off. It's coz I mean it!

exranger06 0

You shouldn't have said anything, just shove it in your mouth!

SlightlySadistic 0

Actually laughed out at this. But don't worry, I would do the same thing. What was his reaction to it?

im a straight girl but penises are just about anything but pretty.....

kwbuzz23wk 0

58 just made the greatest comment ever.

kandyjohnson 0

A man never wants to hear anything about them is "pretty" ESPECIALLY their penis. LOL Too funny!!

offmycloud 0

Hahaha, at least you didn't say it was "cute". ;)