By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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jumpgurl23 0

hahaha virgins are funny lmao

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Evildude 0

At least you didn't say....awww it's so small cute........or something like that

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WorkSexMonkey 0

Penises are very hard to compliment. They aren't very attractive, at least to me.

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Bobhope124 0

how is this an fml? YDI for wasting our time why did the moderators choose this over the other ones?

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fuckmyl1f333 0

i dont see how this is an FML...

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mynameisnotjudie 0

awww, that's adorable!

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Nakedsquirrel 5

You could have said "Hello, little guy!" or something that'd actually offend him =P Also, OP, are you 16 years old or heavily sheltered or something? Who puts fooling around in quotations?

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