Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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brkn_hearted 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:03

LOL couldn't have put it better myself #25, but yeah, at least you didn't say something like, "oh wow, it's small" but hope things turn out for ya :D and yeah, i'd have to guess you're under 18

ssm9272 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:05

LOL OWNED you should've been like "that's the biggest one i've ever seen" he wouldn't understand it especially if he had a small penis

jasonw777 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:08

Just a small tip of advice when there is a dick in front of you, you might just want to stick it in ur mouth and hahahaha this is hilarious

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:18

I'm dyin' right now! This is hilarious Seriously, I don't know what else to say about this

xxmsp91 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:26

LOL how old are u? 13? hahahahhahah

jSOPURE 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:30

I'm going to agree with the others. This is funny, but not really an FML. Your boyfriend should be happy about the compliment. Unless... you were lying. And the plot thickens. :)

Nomantoungue 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:41

you should try "Clitter" it would make his penis prettier when you guys did the dirty.

ilovefml20 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:44

HAHAHAHA ily.

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:16

lol, it's pretty?

blueworld_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:17

"It's huge!" works on just about any occasion.

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