By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Z3R0108 0

At least it wasnt something nasty... Congrats on reaching that level in ur relationship :)

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purple_sarah 0

Hopefully if you guys are that close you can laugh it off as nerves, as others have said at least you didn't say anything negative. FYI you can't go wrong with a general 'you look so good'.

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

What's the problem here? I've called my boyfriend's penis "pretty" a bunch of times. But we've been together for a long time, so I guess I could see it being awkward if you guys are still getting to know each other. Still, though, you didn't say anything mean. This would be more of an FML if he had freaked out or called your pussy "handsome" or something.

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TaJa97 0

LOL!!!!! U definitely deserved this one! HILARIOUS! hehehe lmfao!!

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omga 0

I almost told my boyfriend his penis looked like a potato.

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LemonSkiesOfDoom 0

Ha. xD At least you didn't tell him that it looked like a cancerous growth...

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cheese1756 0

At least you didn't say "It's so cute and small!"

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ilovefmlife 0

lol FYL because well you made in effort to compliment him. YDI because maybe it would of been better by just giving him a ******** and keeping your mouth shout. well in this case open ;D

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