By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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SuperSpore 0

At least you didn't say, "It's adorable!". That would be so awkward. .>

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o76923 8

Eh, if you liked what you saw, you should have asked for a closer look. Its your first time, I'm sure he'd understand (and be aroused).

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peopleplz2008 0

so what? I am sure he wasn't even listening to what you were saying.

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um_duh 0

#132 - I'm not from the US but where I'm from we call them inverted commas. Also honey, I'm probably smarter than you will ever be. Don't hate.

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Arrrw 0

Really number 23? "Inverted commas"? Their called apostrophes.

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juliadream 0

It's okay. The first time I saw a penis, I poked it tentatively with my finger.

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pikachu_01 0

Hahahaha I bet he loved you even more for that. XD And LOL #176! True say!

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ChampagneAngel87 0

That's so sweet...in a ****** up way. That's like Kate Hudson naming Matthew McConaughey's penis "Princess Sophia" in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

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FTL 0

#135 wrote: "Some penises are pretty. You can't deny that." Really? Where can we find these elusive pretty penises?

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