By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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alittlehelp 0

hahahhahahaha i laughed hysterically when my boyfriend pulled his out for the first time. coulda been worse =)

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plethora 3

Clearly you need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843XgbdW38w XD

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were_giraffe 2

sounds like you're too young to be looking at one

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Joeku 0

my girl said mine was pretty lol. Nothin' wrong with that, as long as he's secure in his masculinity...

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Kneesoxrock 0

I said "It's not so scary." Sisters.

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lia_o 0

maybe this happened because you are not old enough to be "fooling around"

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07_MKV 0

Lmao, that's great

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Max_Glycine 0

So? I don't see that big a deal... I would take that as a compliment. It's not like you said it reminded you of something else... especially if it reminded you of a tube of lipstick.

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starvingxartist 0

aww this made me laugh so hard. be nice to her, you know the first time you saw someone of the opposite sex naked like that it was awkward.

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