By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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ROFLsyrup 0

that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA

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smith2001 5

c-c-c- combo breaker!

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anela_fml 0

wow better not let that keep happening

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jorgmend 0

I wouldn't mind taking you down under

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PurpleKuSh_fml 0

10! wow what tha ****! what a ******* virgin

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Shokz992 0

Wow. Are you normally this dense? It was clearly f***ing sarcasm -.-

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danii_s2 0

That's when you go put it some effort. girls ontop DOES work. then ur guy can b a starfish if he wants.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Now hold up. FYBL if he's so out of shape that he can't ****. Get him to a doctor, a nutritionist, and a trainer.

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PottentialFML 0

And some hands to work on the stamina of his skin pistol.

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perdix 29

He's lying to spare your feelings. You must have a dry, sandpaper pussy that feels like sliding on your ass down a gravel road. Lube up, bitch, before you put him in you. A nice ******** might help.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

No, he's a moron, and you kids really need to GTFO off this site, neither of you are old enough to be here, regardless of the age you may claim to supposedly be. Come back when you two can post comments that don't make you look dumber than Beavis & Butthead.

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imnutsss 0

so seem so angry and resentful towards the pussy perdix..do you, like the OP,have stamina problems?

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davidhasmorefun 0

this is definitely an fyl for her if she stays with him. but let's face it. she won't. and can anyone else say two pump chump?

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