By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.

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melij99 5

The subconscious is a wonderful thing.

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SApprentice 34

That's disturbing. I truly hope he didn't know who that is, because if your boyfriend is calling you the name of a small obese child during sex then he might just have some serious issues.

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TurtleSmile 14

I weep for humanity in these situations.

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RS808 6

That sucks, but honestly.. I couldn't help but laugh. Lol sorry.

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drakeallday 3

my thoughts exactly haha

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mauwsz 5

Haha, it's common knowledge that a man's brain does not work at full power (if at all) during sex. Just don't ask him to do that!! XD

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BlowinChronic 18

Yeah because the blood runs to a different place, not your brain.

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