By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.

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Len_Kagamine 8

"Ah! Yes!! WORK IT FOR ME HONEY BOO BOO!" haha at least he has a sense of humor...

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ViviMage 39

Dump him. I would not tolerate that.

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ksuth 25

It is possible he doesn't know about the show... So automatically saying "dump him" is a bit dramatic.

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aerogxt 7

Should've called you "bitch" for whining about it.

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MuseFan1991 14

as mentioned earlier, it could be quite a cute nickname. but i'm so sick of people automatically telling people to dump their partners because of something this little. call him snooki or something to get back at him

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I think the Sitch would be a little more appropriate in this scenario.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Something sweet during sex? Come on, he's a guy.

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Duoceros 22

I physically shuddered and nearly threw up my breakfast after reading this FML.

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Urpoppy 21

The people in this country disappoint me on a daily basis.

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RedPillSucks 31

YDI for trying to troll compliments out of your boyfriend during sex. Let the complements come naturally. Never ask a guy to think during sex. It usually ends badly. Also, I'm left wondering if your boyfriend was having sexual fantasies about a pudgy 4 year old girl. ick.

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