Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time...

By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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JackDark 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:19

And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.

StitchedBear 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:44

HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!? wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!?? Lock the damn door.

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VenomByte 1

Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:45

Was the camera too heavy for her?

Focker218_fml 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:53

Uh lock ur door

Dre0719_fml 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 21:03

Why do stupid people always say that OP deserves it just cuz there not married. Not everyone wants to wait till marriage geezus

alwaysbored13 14

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:14

You should learn from it and lock your door from now on.

KamilleBlack 3

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:08

Aw, Ur little sister is cute! xD

Sprinkle_Donuts 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:04

ugh tht poor little girl omg lock ur door next time smdh

lumkemh10 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:11

maybe you should learn to lock the dam door?

Hamsterzilla 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:25

I would've yelled at her. BITCH I'M GETTIN LAID GTFO.

manda_baby_rawr 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:44

lawl I would say the same thing xD

jackygirl2 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:16

ewe wtff!!!

apatel02 7

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:20

next time lock ur fukin door!!! n y didn't u or ur bf stop whn u guys saw ur 4 yr old sister???

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