By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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JackDark 0

And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.

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StitchedBear 0

HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!? wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!?? Lock the damn door.

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mintcar 9

This is ******* disgusting.

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sallen0046 4

Why are you having sex with the door unlocked in a house with a four year old? Way to be responsible, OP.

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fmlisforlols 0

Not that the OP shouldn't have locked their doors: But honestly, a four year old will likely not be as offended by something normal as people want them to be. All of this would just require the parents, gasp, doing their jobs and explaining to the child that what she saw, IF SHE EVEN SAW ANYTHING was normal and natural for adults. We don't know even OP's age, so piss off to all the "too young to have sex" retards. Your arbitrary age is better than others, right. The OP could have a younger sister from another marriage, was visiting for school, etc. I don't know what kind of sex seemingly ever member of this site has, but sometimes you just forget to lock the door get the spermicidal lubricant ensure nobody is home to possibly hear You know, all the crap that takes a good portion of fun out of sex. Crazy how upset people get over something that one of the most natural things people do. I think that the OP means that she could tell he was about to come, but the little sister stopped it.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I was with you till you mentioned spermicidal lube. O.o It's pretty simple, IMO: if you aren't ready for a kid, either with your partner or as a single parent/supporter, you shouldn't ever settle for the pull-out method. Oral sex, hjs/fingers— heck, even dry humping— are better ideas in an inconvenient but, er, urgent situation. Using only spermicides is questionable too, since their reliability rate starts at only 78%, compared to 90% and up for many other contraceptives. In the end, it's only a moment of passion, but potentially brings a lifetime of consequences. Be safe, kids.

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BillyTrott36 5

Well I am guessing he didn't see the little sister coming in, and for any guys that know the feeling of "finishing", I think they'd understand. That would be very weird though. Once, when I was doing it with my ex, her 19 year old brother walked in, it was just weird. I didn't **** when he walked in though. haha

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caliangel 0

Did he kick your ass? I wouldve

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Houdeka 0

she had a strap on. so he finished inside you while she finished inside him.

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nascar1477 0

thats ****** disgusting!!!...GROW UP!!

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ljw1993 0

Today, I was having sex with my sister for the first time since I had my operation for kidney stones. I bled inside here and now she won't talk to me, FML.

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emmyers 0

That's just nasty. :/ Locks are made for a reason.

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justj2010 0

Haha YDI and FHL. Just play it off like y'all were wrestling and never ever ever get down with unlocked doors & windows, imbeciles.

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